#ALSO I M SORRY BUT they belong together 😭

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

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[courtofcrescent]

Hiiiii D ❤️

Okay get ready for a long winded one. I apologize in advance and also hope you are well btw 😇

Okaaaay sooooo. I read your marriage ask, so i have a few questions:

You mentioned if MC and Mallory are the same gender then he would need to take a concubine or would need to have that conversation late to produce an heir and also that MC may be his consort but that doesn't mean there wont be other concubines.

1. If MC is a female and they are on Mallory's route, would that change anything? Or would they still want to take on concubines?

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2. if MC and Mallory are the same gender then they would likely need to produce an heir, right?

Awwwwwkwaaard conversation to have with your husband yikes 😬 😅 especially if you are on their romance route. Can't imagine it's a great image to have in your head.

3. If MC and M are not romantic and just have a friendship and MC takes on a different lover and M also has concubines how would that work. I suppose mc can't have kids with their chosen lover? But Mallory can have kids with a concubine if they don't produce one with mc?

Or did i get that mixed up? Lol, i doubt you have an idea of what I'm on about? 🤔🤣

Also realized now after pressing send i erased the i from your name when adding the heart ❤️ 🤦‍♀️😭

I'm sorry.

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(Here's the marriage ask in question!)

Hiii dearest Liz!

Haha don’t apologize! I absolutely adore a long ask 😆 Also I’m doing fantastic—hope you are too! And no, you're not entirely wrong. Here’s a detailed answer under the cut!

If MC is female and on Mallory Romance Path, Mal will only take (or plan to take) concubine(s) if MC doesn’t want to have a biological child of their own. Worry not, Mal won’t have any romantic—or even platonic—feelings towards the future concubine(s)! Mallory’s heart will solely belong to MC (but he’ll still fucking the concubine in this path tho, sooo yeaa).

You’re correct! If MC and Mallory are the same gender, he’ll automatically take concubine(s) to produce an heir. But just like in the first case, Mal (if romanced) won’t have any affection for the future concubine(s)! And yes, it's still definitely not a great image to have in your head lol.

If MC is female and not on Mallory Romance Path, there will be an option to produce an heir out of duty to the crown. If you choose this option, Mal won't take any concubine because the deed will be done. If you don't choose this option, then Mal will take concubine(s).

Addendum to (3): just as MC can have opinions about Mal’s future concubine(s), Mallory will also have opinions about whom MC chooses as a lover! The dynamic may vary depending on who the MC’s lover is. Official lovers of the consort are mostly treated like concubines of the ruler, with the exception that consorts and lovers are prohibited from having children together. That’s the royal law, true. But since the founding of Luxendis thousands of years ago, do you think every past consort had a squeaky-clean record? 👀👀

Sooo if your MC meets one of the three conditions I’ve stated above—(1) if MC doesn’t want a child of their own blood with Mallory, (2) if MC and Mallory are the same gender, or (3) if MC doesn’t choose Mallory Romance Path plus combine with clause number 1—future concubine(s) will always be present in the plot. This particular MC cannot avoid this whole fiasco, I’m afraid.

The future concubine(s) plays a crucial role in producing the heir to the throne. Depending on your choices and relationship, MC can sway and influence Mallory’s decision or even have the final say on who will be chosen as the future concubine(s)! The consort has quite significant power in this matter, as only a consort can officially appoint any concubine (and only the ruler can officially appoint the consort’s lovers; I discuss this briefly here).

The future concubine’s role is vital, yes. But, what could happen once the role is fulfilled? We are at the Court after all, a lot of things can happen behind closed doors, Your Serene Highness 😉

Oh btw this whole fiasco will happen muchh laterrr in the story. The heir from the concubine may be born during the main story, but the heir from the MC will not. MC's child(ren) will only appear in the epilogue!

Pheww this is long haha! Hope this clarifies what you need 😆

Thank you for the ask! And don't worry about it, you can call me Di, D, Dee, or even :D (yes the smiley face) 🩶

[lillonvia]

Ayyy mama! guizhong asker is back! (I couldn't use my phone for a while, anyways-) part 3 bAby. So like I said guizhong is alive and well in the game, still pretty cheerful but kinda off for r e a s o n s we already know. (I think it would be pretty cute if both zhongli and her disguise as mortals together as a couple) traveler doing the story quest and all, But it's a bit different. I like to think at this time and age of liyue lots of people would know reader's story and would incorporate it to lantern rite and just other things in general (like how in the game zhongli asks traveler to get the perfume and glaze lily as offerings, I think this can just be coincidence but guizhong). Like how superstitious farmers and shepherds putting bells on their flock of sheep so they would be able to find them, and people putting bells on graves so their deceased loved would be able to find their way home, heck the story itself could be a use for parents for their children to not stray away from them. Okay enough story building and on to the actual ask- ghuizhong meeting a reincarnated reader as a shepherd using the bell for his flock (reader is a teenager in this) how they met is because traveler and zhongli was trying to convince reader to give them the bell for a discount. (since I also wanted to add that bells are really only sold by farmers/blacksmiths since other than for spiritual reasons aren't really sought out for) oh yeah- the stuff that zhongli needs are different in the game it's now like- a toy, the bell, and jade

i have been procrastinating too much i hate myself- IM SO SORRY ANON I CANT WRITE A FIC ABT THIS I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF DOING SO </3 but ill share my thoughts and interpretations on it utc instead if that workshsj

guili stepping down from their pedastals and instead posing as a mortal couple is just so adorable to me <3 i have LOVED (platonically) guizhong and guili ever since i saw the lantern rite 2023 cutscene on youtube YOU DONT UNDERSTANDD why did hyv kill off such beautiful and wonderful ppl 😭 first tomo, then signora, makoto, then bonanus, menogias, and guizhong?? WHY. ok thats enough outta me-

and the shepherd bit is also really interesting, since we don’t really have any sort of hint of agriculture yet and i think that it’s really intruiging and unique <3 i love the fact that reader’s story is still well known across liyue to the present day, and i’m sure guizhong is happy that reader’s memory is preserved via the usage of bells.

AND M O R E FOUND FAMILY TROPES W/ GUI AND REINCARNATED READER?? YES PLEASE‼️ i feel like at first, guizhong would try to stray away from helping to find the bell that once belonged to reader, bc she most likely feels that if she did come along (not to mention zhongli was so understanding of this JSJSJSJJ), the memories would come rushing back and theres a chance she can’t hold it in anymore. you has always been so very special to guizhong and by extension, zhongli, after all. <3

the moment guizhong realizes that reader was reincarnated in a mortal body is probably when she notices how similar current you’s speech mannerisms and little habits—that no one else really noticed but she did, shes your mother after all—greatly resembled the traits of the half-qilin!you.

and the final nail in the coffin is when they asked to spend a moment with guizhong in private, and they dropped a BIIIGGG bomb by saying,

“ its nice to finally be able to see you again, mama. ”

HEHEUJTLRB im so delulu when it comes to mama!guizhong <3

[appeypie]

alright i’m curious, what’s your cinderella hate essay

i got 2 asks for this and i dont want to disappoint The People…

also im putting this under a readmore because it got too long. im sorry for ranting about jojo's bizarre adventure. can you forgive my sins....

TLDR; cinderella (stand) is a love potion, love potions are nonconsensual and not compelling. it rips koichi of his free will, and yukako is able to manipulate him, without any pushback or consequences. there's no growth!!! araki still cannot write women!!!

also aya sucks too. cringe episode. cringe arc.

im so sorry for this incoming text wall

i think the first thing that's really important that i need to get out of the way first is that cinderella's ability IS a love potion. like straight up. and obviously love potion stories are creepy and unconsensual

when i say this, people tend to push back against the idea but its true. how else would you categorize it? koichi would not give yukako the time of day pre-cinderella, even for a second, and in the anime was even seen RUNNING AWAY FROM HER in fear when he saw her on the streets 😭.. and then, suddenly after yukako visits aya once, he is being kind to her. even worried about her. and willing to go to the cafe with her alone.

he is apparently so 'in love' with yukako that he decides to potentially GO BLIND FOR HER??? HUH??? these kids know NOTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER BTW!!! they have no common interests. in their first interactions, yukako thought he was a lying cheater who she needed to fix. and koichi literally hated her, and was terrified of her. she stressed him out so hard that he thought he killed his own stand

like, koichi is incredibly kind and forgiving, but literally nothing in their relationship changed so that he would be comfortable even being near her. its just too sudden. last time they were interacting, koichi was telling her that he hated her and complaining that she "never listens to anything [he says]". she has this pattern of ignoring his opinions and feelings... and it obviously didnt end in yukako falls in love.

also this line:

[Image ID: a picture of diu's official manga translation. aya tsuji is saying, "you're mistaken. in his heart, i'm sure that koichi has fallen in love with you. but his rational mind is still resisting you" /.End ID]

girl "his rational mind"??? you mean the mind that isn't attracted to her in any way.. who remembers the abuse, and how unwilling to change she is 😭

the existence of this arc erases any interesting character growth that yukako could have had. she goes from telling koichi that "i will make you love me, if i can't have you, i'll just kill you, you belong to me" etc etc etc, to "ok, maybe i don't need him after all" at the end of her initial episodes. and then suddenly she regresses back to "actually i do want him" and then she gets him, with no substantial growth on her end.

she isnt kidnapping him this time which is good i guess, but she continues to ignore koichi's free will and agency by "bending fate" so that they can be together. that's just not ok to me

but i think the reason why im so reactive to yukako's situation, and not someone similar like rohan, is that irl mangakas DON'T steal your memories for manga material (i'm pretty sure). but people ARE abused by their romantic partners. yukako's abuse is cartoonish, making koichi eat paper and erasers and building him an electric chair, but its still uncomfortable (especially considering she ends up with him in the end).

[Image ID: a cap from the jojo manga. yukako says, "and you'll thank me. you'll realize that you need me. you won't be able to go on living without me." koichi is sweating and looks shocked and angry /.End ID]

i also feel like people don't seem to take domestic abuse as seriously with women perpetrators. we girlbossify them instead. it all just feels so icky to me, i cant shake it.

everything is made worse by the fact that araki CANNOT!!! write women or f/m relationships well in early-mid era jojo. rohan, tamami and others in the koichi fanclub have clear character arcs, they get better. yukako just doesn't. or at least it isnt enough

aya tsuji is also a flop of a character as well.. i've never heard anyone talk about this, maybe just out of discomfort, but she seems like a predatory lesbian trope. there are a few scenes where she is touching yukako inappropriately or ogling her (and i know with araki's art, it's hard to remember, but she's 16!). it's honestly just so uncomfortable i hate it lol. it's a shame bc i love seeing stand users who aren't attacking the protags, and instead just use their stand for their jobs… but again. araki cant write women. at least women can actually have stands without dying now. but we are far from stone ocean... we'll get there eventually....

ok tbh i have more thoughts but i think for all of our sanity im going to end it here. also my browser glitched and deleted some of this so i wanna be done with it

listen. if you ship them thats fine, really i cant stop you, though i'd recommend thinking about the implications a little harder. yknow. maybe you could rewrite canon so its not incredibly creepy. bc araki flops sometimes and it is perfectly moral to correct him (i do it all the time!!!!!!!)

and for the people who make abuse jokes with them: you get no bitches. also tell your dad to stop calling me and sending me money, its really desperate and i already have enough boyfriends. its embarrassing

[liquorisce]

priest eren anon here! i just noticed the typo in the other ask god im so embarrassed lol sorry english isnt my first language

i also just read what you wrote and its so good ur writing skills are incredible im amazed.. literally in awe and E&M are so hot their chemistry in ur stories is always unmatched! you’re my favorite eremika writer

so i was thinking about priest eren using holy water when he’s teasing her bc he’s lewd like that.. he would definitely fuck her in the confessional too! right after making her apologize to god for being such a slut/bad girl

BAE HELLO?!? there is no embarrassment tolerated here apart from being embarrassed over how nasty we get!! (No worries, typos are everyone’s worst enemy - I scroll thru my stripper fic and I want to slap myself bc it’s riddled with typos) and thank you so so much, seriously I don’t deserve the hype 😭❤️

Look I wasn’t raised Christian so I have never seen or been in a confessional, but I can imagine it’s narrow as fuck. So just imagine - he knows what she’s been up to, she doesn’t know how, but he knows. She can hear it in his voice, when he asks her, “Is there something you want to tell me, Mika?”

She doesn’t know why he even bothers asking, he knows, he surely has to know, he probably senses how she rubs her thighs to together in the booth right next to him. “Forgive me, father,” she whispers.

“What did you do, Mikasa?” Her cheeks burn, along with the rest of her at the shame-filled memory of last night. Why must he make her say it? As if the humiliation of this wetness between her legs wasn’t enough. It stains her panties, her skirt, her soul.

“I,” - she can’t say it, she doesn’t know how. She’s barely admitted it to herself. All she knows is the shame, the burning shame. (Or is it just desire?)

“Are you hiding something from me?” It’s the way he asks her. Surely this isn’t just him being a priest, it’s as if he demands it from her - this honesty, as if her truth belongs to him.

“I thought of you, Father,” she breathes, the words come out in a rush, and it feels better for a second, lighter, freer, until she remembers how her thighs are clamped together.

He’s quiet for a moment, and she feels tears in her eyes, surely he knows what she means, she knows how filthy, how disgusting, he probably doesn’t even want to speak to her anymore -

“… What did you think of?” She wonders if the strain in his voice is just her own imagination.

“You,” she begins, only to be cut off.

“Be specific,” he demands, urgent, not caring to sound the least bit like the sympathetic listener he was meant to be.

“Y-your fingers,” she mumbles, “… You touched me yesterday,” -

“And so it is my fault? Is that what you’re trying to say? Must I not only absolve your sin but carey it too?”

“I’m sorry,” she gasps, shocked by his anger, ashamed at herself, wishing she’d never come here. But how else would she ever be clean?

“There is no point in your apologies to me, Mikasa. The Lord will forgive you only if you are honest. And you have yet to be honest with me.”

“I touched myself,” she sobs, “I did, but I thought of you, the whole time, every second. I thought of your fingers, the way they felt against my skin.”

His voice is hoarse as he eggs her on, “… What else?”

“… I used my pillow.”

“In the dorms? While you were sleeping beside the other girls?” Is it anger she hears in his voice? She doesn’t know, all she knows is that it’s rough, edgy, and it doesn’t help the building feeling between her legs.

“Yes, Father.” Her eyes squeeze shut, a hot tear rolls down her cheek.

It happens so fast she doesn’t even hear it, only realises when she can feel him looming over her in the tiny wooden booth.

“Father…?” She almost squeaks, alarmed.

“I thought it best to cleanse you right away, but I didn’t realise how far it had gotten,” he murmurs, eyes glinting in the darkness.

She feels a cool splash and she gasps, the water making her blouse stick to her breasts indecently.

He doesn’t say anything but his eyes linger, she can see it, she watches him watch her, watches him take in the pretty curves of her breast.

It only makes her rub her thighs even closer.

His fingers reach her for clothed knee. “… Don’t do that,” he murmurs, strained. “… Don’t hide from me.”

But she keeps her legs firmly closed.

It angers him beyond comprehension. “… Not only do you indulge in your own shameless pleasure, but you’ve also gotten so brazen you’d do it right in front of a room full of others?”

She bites her lip, her nipples hardening with every word he says, every glance he spares her. “You’d do it in front of everyone else but not me?”

He pries her legs open with his hands (but truth be told, she didn’t even bother to resist), “How could you ever be forgiven?” And she wonders if she’s dreaming or if she detects the slightest note of anger, of jealousy.

She’s pliant under his grip, soft thighs under her full length skirt, that he wants nothing more than to sink his fingers into. “Show me,” he whispers, and it’s less of a demand more of a plea.

How could she ever say no? It’s only right, she’s already demeaned herself in the most common of places, this was the least she could do. It’s only right that she was honest, that she showed him exactly what she did.

So she recreates it, except this time without a pillow. And it feels so much better, she needs to bite her lip to prevent her moans from spilling out indecently.

He traces a finger on her lips, slips it in her mouth, says, “I need to hear you, Mika.” And she doesn’t care if it’s because it’s what the Lord wants or it’s just him, he’s touching her again, touching her lips and her tongue swirls around his finger absently.

“What else did you think of?” He hesitates before asking this, but he’s already chosen to cross this line and there’s no coming back. “Just this, your fingers inside me,” she breathes.

“Just my fingers?” He can’t believe what he’s hearing. He knew she grew up sheltered but was she really so innocent?

“Just your fingers, Father, I promise,” she whimpers, as he thrusts his thumb into her mouth, fucking her mouth with his finger.

“Then that’s all you’ll have,” he murmurs, as he quickly bunches up her skirt, and parts her soaked panties. She takes no time at all, he’s barely touched her, barely thrusted his fingers inside of her when she cums, sobbing, whispering for him to forgive her. What she doesn’t realise is that he has no interest in any kind of forgiveness, he’s busy committing to memory exactly how pretty she is down there, how soft, how delicate she sounds when he slips his middle finger in until the knuckle.

He leaves her like that, before she can even catch her breath, her skirt bunched up at her waist, her juices pooling embarrassingly into the fabric, nipples hard against the wet blouse. It takes several moments for her to gain her bearings, to realise what she’s done, how far she’d strayed, and the knowledge that anyone could have walked in and seen her like this (filthy, lustful) only makes the ache in her legs come back to life.

(Okok im sorry I wanted them to fuck but somehow it just didn’t go there~ apologies anon ❤️)

[quirrrky]

okayyy assumptions confirmed. ooo bout the punishment what about a prank? like - won't let him kiss you or give ya a smooch, when he's about to swoop down to steals you a kiss; you just quickly turned your head away,, wondering bout his reaction hmmmm - and uhm yea, despite his looks kenma actually my spy on the team - plus he's one of my best buddies in gossiping shh 🤫

asthma? oh sorry to hear that sis, pls take care love!

giyuu too!? 😳 my i never know that - and him ehhh idk, i kinda like how iconic, and honest he can be? (e.g. that one scene kawa called him ushiwaka and he answered that's not my name 'm just 🤣🤞👌) for omi ooo we're gunna be good friends. sometimes large crowds of ppl makes me uneasy and nervous so i'll prolly be around the corner with him saying 'ppl r scary' and i'll be like 'yep,, they rlly r scary' 0-0 LMAO - cough ain't that a bit of an overstatement? i mean there's so little to none possibilities that they'll notice me,, (except 'm the one who talk to 'em first eh)

ah i can totally get that, yea same sis let's shake our hands sobs 🤝😭 (we still love u the same, but we just, also belonged to someone's else if that makes sense? idk now ToT)

it's totally alright luv!! 'm chill w late replies so no worries at all! •~•

yes, that would be a great prank idea, bam! I wanna see him whine and pout after being denied so bad 🤣 just the cringey gooey look on his face bc he didn't get some kithes...it's his fault for being a bad boy after all :P I always knew it was kenma. his observational skills are so damn on point after all...I expect him to know alot of tea 💀 also you too!

yeah ushi's giving me this giant that must be guided in the outside world, he's so innocent I CANNOT- wait! why is there a meet cute for you and omi already that I didn't know of???? when is this huh??? when does this large crowd is scary happened?

because those damn quizzes and matchups 🥲 oikawa and I weren't even together and kuroo came blasting stealing my uwus 🥺 and now I can't believe Tobio-chan would get his senpai's girl 🙈 shockinggg 👁👄👁